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♪ EVERY TIME I ZIG,
YOU ZAG ♪

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♪ I LIKE COFFEE,
TEA'S YOUR BAG ♪

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♪ THOUGH IT MAKES
NO SENSE, IT'S TRUE ♪

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♪ THERE'S NO ME
WITHOUT YOU ♪

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{\an8}Joely Fisher:
TIL' DEATH IS FILMED IN FRONT
OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE.

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{\an8}HEY.

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{\an8}EDWARD SCISSORNUTS.

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{\an8}WANT TO GIVE ME A HAND
WITH THIS WATERMELON?

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{\an8}YEAH. IT FEELS GOOD
TO WORK THE EARTH, JOY.

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{\an8}YOU KNOW, TILL THE SOIL.

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{\an8}OUR FOREFATHERS,
WHEN THEY LANDED ON
PLYMOUTH ROCK--

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{\an8}OK.

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{\an8}$7.00 FOR A WATERMELON?

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{\an8}THERE BETTER BE 6
BUCKS OF CHANGE IN HERE.

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{\an8}IT'S ORGANIC.
WHY DON'T YOU LOOSEN UP
THE DAISY DUKES

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{\an8}AND JUMP INTO
THE 21st CENTURY?

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{\an8}HEY, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW
THAT MRS. GERSTENFELD

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{\an8}WALKED HER DOG BY
4 TIMES

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{\an8}JUST TO SNEAK A PEEK
AT THESE GETAWAY STICKS.

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{\an8}YOU WAN TO TAKE A RUN
AT A 90-YEAR-OLD WOMAN?

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{\an8}BE MY GUEST.

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{\an8}AND WHY ARE YOU BUYING
ALL OF THIS HEALTHY
MOTHER EARTH CRAP?

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{\an8}OUR DAUGHTER IS
DATING A HIPPIE.

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{\an8}THIS IS THE ONLY FOOD
THAT HE WILL EAT.

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{\an8}DO YOU REMEMBER
WHEN WE TRIED TO SERVE
HIM A CHEESEBURGER,

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{\an8}HE CHAINED HIMSELF
TO THE GRILL?

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{\an8}$8.00 FOR EGGS?

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{\an8}THEY'RE FREE RANGE.
THEY DON'T KEEP
THE CHICKENS IN CAGES.

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{\an8}SO, WHAT, DO I GOT
TO PAY A FARMER TO
CHASE THEM AROUND?

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{\an8}DOUG REQUESTED THEM.

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{\an8}YEAH, WELL, HE'S GOT
PRETTY EXPENSIVE
TASTE

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{\an8}FOR A GUY WHO FOR
CHRISTMAS GAVE ME
A BOX OF SNOW.

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{\an8}HONEY,
HE'S HER BOYFRIEND.
SHE LOVES HIM.

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ALL WE CAN DO
IS ACCEPT IT

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AND THEN SUBTLY
UNDERMINE HIM AT
EVERY POSSIBLE TURN.

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OH, HERE THEY ARE.
OH.

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WHY DO YOU HAVE
TO YELL SO MUCH?

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IT MEANT NOTHING!

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NOTHING?
YOU CALL THAT NOTHING?

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OK, HOW MANY
DIFFERENT WAYS CAN
I SAY I'M SORRY?

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WHY DON'T YOU TRY IT
WITH YOUR HEAD
UP YOUR ASS?!

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AW, SHE GOT THAT
FROM ME.

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HI.

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OK, YOU'RE VERY
ANGRY RIGHT NOW.

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I THINK WE SHOULD
CHANNEL THIS
NEGATIVITY--

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AND NOW WE'RE
THROWING THINGS.

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OH.

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HONEY, THOSE ARE--
THOSE ARE $1.50 APIECE.

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OH!

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$3.00, 4.50...

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$6.00--I'M GOING
BROKE HERE.

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I CANNOT BELIEVE
I HAD 7 HOURS

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OF TANTRIC SEX
WITH YOU THIS MORNING!

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WHA-WHAT?

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AND THE THROWING
SHE GOT FROM YOU.

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OH, GOD, HE'S
SUCH A JERK.

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WHY DO I SLEEP WITH
EVERY GUY WHO PLAYS GUITAR?

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LISTEN, HONEY.
THINGS LIKE THIS HAPPEN.

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WHO KNOWS? MAYBE
YOU'LL FIND A GUY

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WHOSE APARTMENT DOESN'T
HAVE EXPIRED TAGS.

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YOU GUYS ALMOST SEEM
HAPPY ABOUT THIS.

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NO. WE'RE
DEVASTATED.

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COME ONE.

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OH, ME, TOO.

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TELL US WHAT
HAPPENED, SWEETHEART.

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OK, SO THERE'S THIS
GIRL SAMANTHA

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WHO WE MET ON FACEBOOK.

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WELL, SHE ADDED
"DOUG IS A HOTTIE."

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HE WINKED AT HER,
SHE WINKED AT HIM,

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AND THEN HE POKED
HER FUN WALL.

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HELP ME OUT.
AM I SUPPOSED
TO BE

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FURIOUS OR
DISGUSTED?

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SO ANYWAY, WE'RE
ALL HANGING OUT

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IN OUR DORM ROOM
SMOKING...

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WHITEFISH.

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AND THEN SAMANTHA
KISSES ME,

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SO I KISS HER BACK,
AND THEN I KISS DOUG,

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AND THEN DOUG...

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KISSES...

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SAMANTHA!

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CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

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ALL I'M HEARING
IS MY DAUGHTER
IS A LESBIAN.

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DAD, GROW UP.
I'M IN COLLEGE.

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WHAT THE HELL
JUST HAPPENED?

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EASY, EDDIE. SHE'S
JUST EXPERIMENTING.

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OH, YEAH? DID YOU
DO THAT IN COLLEGE?

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HOW DO YOU THINK
I GOT TO BE PRESIDENT
OF MY SORORITY--

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VOTES?

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[SCREAMING]

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KENNY.

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OH, GOD.

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WHY IS THERE
A NAKED MAN

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DOING A HANDSTAND
IN MY BEDROOM?

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ACTUALLY IT WAS
A HEADSTAND,

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AND I WAS 5 MINUTES AWAY
FROM BREAKING MY RECORD.

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SWEETIE, THIS IS,
UM--THIS IS KENNY,

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THE GUY I TOLD YOU
ABOUT

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WHO'S BEEN SLEEPING
IN YOUR ROOM
FOR A LITTLE WHILE

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WHILE HE FINDS
HIS OWN PLACE,

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WHICH IS TAKING AN
AWFULLY LONG TIME.

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IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.

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NICE TO MEET YOU.

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BY THE WAY,
YOUR SEVENTH GRADE DIARY--

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A TRIUMPH.

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SO WHERE YOU
STAYING AT?

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UH, MY ROOM.

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YOU KNOW, THE ONE
THAT HAS THE UNICORN

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AND THE HARLEQUIN
MASKS AND THE BIG
BUBBLE LETTERS

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THAT SAY "ALLISON"
OVER THE BED?

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WELL, NOW IT JUST
SAYS "SON."

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YEAH. OK, KENNY,
LOOK.

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I WAS THINKING
THAT MAYBE YOU COULD, UH.

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STAY ON THE SOFA
THIS WEEKEND, HUH?

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WHY DO I GOT TO STAY
ON THE SOFA?

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BECAUSE SHE'S
OUR DAUGHTER.

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WOW. WHAT
A GUT PUNCH.

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YOU KNOW WHAT?
MAYBE I WON'T SLEEP
ON THE COUCH.

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MAYBE I'LL GO AND FIND
MYSELF SOMEPLACE
ELSE TO STAY.

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OK, GREAT.

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I'M GONNA STAY
ON THE COUCH.

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BECAUSE YOU NEED
TO SEE THE PAIN
YOU'VE CAUSED.

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IT WAS NICE
TO MEET YOU.

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WHATEVER.

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[GUITAR PLAYING]

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SNOOZE.

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SNOOZE, DAMN IT.

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WHY DON'T YOU SNOOZE?

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I THINK IT'S COMING
FROM OUTSIDE THE WINDOW.

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OH. WHOSE--WHOSE
ALARM CLOCK IS
OUTSIDE OUR WINDOW?

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WHAT'S GOING ON?

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I THINK JESUS IS BACK
AND HE BROUGHT A GUITAR.

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♪ ALLISON, MY LOVE ♪

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♪ YOU'RE LIKE RAINDROPS
FROM ABOVE ♪

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♪ SO LET ME SAY
I'M SORRY ♪

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♪ WITH MY QUIVERING BODY ♪

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♪ AND I'M HOPING YOU MIGHT ♪

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♪ BE MY BITCH TONIGHT ♪

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♪ WON'T YOU BE MY BITCH
TONIGHT? ♪

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♪ WON'T YOU BE-- ♪

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HEY, UH, HELLO.

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MOTHER OF
THE BITCH HERE.

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LISTEN,
A COUPLE OF THINGS.

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ONE, WRONG WINDOW.

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AND TWO, IF YOU'RE
TRYING TO IMPRESS A GIRL,

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MAYBE LOOK 30%
LESS HOMELESS.

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WELL, I--I WAS JUST
TRYING TO EXPLAIN TO HER--

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WE KNOW THE STORY,
BUDDY.

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YOU POKED
HER FIREWALL.

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WE'RE OLD. WE DON'T
KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

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BUT WE DO KNOW
THAT OUR DAUGHTER

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IS NOT INTO CHICKS.

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NO DISRESPECT, SIR,
BUT THERE WAS A LOT
OF CRAZY STUFF

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GOING ON IN THAT LOFT,

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AND FRANKLY, ONE OF
THE CHALLENGES OF
LOVING YOUR DAUGHTER

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IS THAT SHE'S SO
OPEN SEXUALLY.

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OK, THAT'S IT.

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OH.

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WAIT. WHERE DID HE GO?

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THERE'S SOME POINTS
I WANTED TO GO--OH, MY GOD.

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YOU BETTER RUN.
YOU BETTER RUN.

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OK, GO ON.

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OK, DON'T BREAK THE CAR.

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[INDISTINCT]

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HE GOT AWAY,
DIDN'T HE?

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I HAD HIM, JOY.

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I HAD HIM,
BUT HE DOESN'T
WASH HIS HAIR,

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AND HE SLIPPED
RIGHT THROUGH
MY FINGERS.

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AND THEN I RAN INTO
THIS IMMENSE
SPIDERWEB

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AND I KIND OF
FREAKED OUT.

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I'M TELLING YOU,
IT'S STILL ON ME!

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HEY, SPIDERMAN,
YOU THINK MAYBE WE COULD

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PICK THIS UP
IN THE MORNING?

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OH, GREAT.
I WAS HOPING
YOU'D COME IN HERE

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AND PUT YOUR ASS
WHERE MY HEAD GOES.

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THAT'S IT.
JUST RELAX.

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I WAS ALL RELAXED
TILL EVERYBODY CAME
RUNNING IN HERE

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THROUGH MY BEDROOM.

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I WAS PROMISED THAT
AFTER THE LOCAL NEWS,

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THIS AREA WOULD BE
MY PRIVATE SANCTUARY.

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YOU KNOW WHAT?
MAYBE I SHOULD JUST LEAVE.

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ALL RIGHT.

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I'M GONNA STAY.

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I WANNA KNOW FOR THE RECORD,
THIS IS NOT COOL.

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WHAT'S GOING ON?

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WHAT'S GOING ON?
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S
GOING ON.

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YOUR GUITAR-STRUMMING
CAGE-FREE-CHICKEN-EATING
BOYFRIEND

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WAS OUT THERE SINGING
YOU A SONG, IS WHAT'S
GOING ON.

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OH, IS IT "BE
MY BITCH TONIGHT"?

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YOU KNOW WHAT?
I DON'T CARE IF IT WAS,

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BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT?
HE'S A JERK.

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YES, YOU'RE RIGHT,
HE IS A JERK,

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AND I TOLD HIM NEVER
TO SHOW HIS FACE
AROUND THIS HOUSE AGAIN,

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AND THEN I LOOKED HIM
RIGHT IN THE PEEPERS
AND I TOLD HIM,

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"I FORBID YOU TO
SEE MY DAUGHTER."

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YOU DID WHAT?

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UH, ALLISON, I'M
GONNA GO GET YOU

197
00:09:05,044 --> 00:09:06,012
A LITTLE GLASS
OF WATER.

198
00:09:06,112 --> 00:09:07,079
EDDIE, COME WITH ME.

199
00:09:07,179 --> 00:09:09,048
WHY?

200
00:09:09,148 --> 00:09:10,816
BECAUSE I HAVE
A NEW BRAND OF COOKIE

201
00:09:10,917 --> 00:09:12,885
THAT I WOULD
LIKE YOU TO TRY.

202
00:09:14,954 --> 00:09:16,389
OK.

203
00:09:18,357 --> 00:09:19,692
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
OUT THERE?

204
00:09:19,792 --> 00:09:21,260
"I FORBID YOU
TO SEE MY DAUGHTER."

205
00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:22,194
WHAT?

206
00:09:22,295 --> 00:09:23,729
THE MORE YOU HATE DOUG,

207
00:09:23,829 --> 00:09:26,032
THE MORE YOU ARE GONNA
DRIVE ALLISON BACK

208
00:09:26,132 --> 00:09:28,000
TO HIS QUIVERING BODY.

209
00:09:28,100 --> 00:09:29,101
YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU'RE RIGHT.

210
00:09:29,201 --> 00:09:30,603
YOU'RE 100% RIGHT.

211
00:09:30,703 --> 00:09:32,972
I KNOW. THANK YOU
FOR YOUR SUPPORT
ON THIS.

212
00:09:35,274 --> 00:09:38,210
SO NO NEW COOKIES?

213
00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:55,595
FIRST MY DAUGHTER,
NOW MY HEDGES.

214
00:09:55,695 --> 00:10:00,099
I'M BRINGING MY GREEN
THUMB DOWN ON YOU,
LITTLE MAN.

215
00:10:03,869 --> 00:10:03,903
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216
00:10:03,903 --> 00:10:03,936
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217
00:10:03,936 --> 00:10:03,970
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218
00:10:03,970 --> 00:10:04,003
{\an8}THE PLAN

219
00:10:04,003 --> 00:10:04,036
{\an8}THE PLAN.

220
00:10:05,004 --> 00:10:06,105
WE GO UP TO
HIS PARENTS' HOUSE

221
00:10:06,205 --> 00:10:08,174
AND I CALMLY TELL DOUG
THAT IF HE EVER

222
00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:11,243
SHOWS UP TO MY HOUSE
AGAIN OR LAYS EYES
ON MY DAUGHTER,

223
00:10:11,344 --> 00:10:18,985
THAT YOU, MY ASSOCIATE,
WILL GIVE HIM
A BACK-ALLEY BEATDOWN.

224
00:10:19,085 --> 00:10:21,687
YOU HAD TO GO
WITH THE FLOWERED SHIRT.

225
00:10:21,787 --> 00:10:23,623
WHAT DO YOU WANT
ME TO DO?

226
00:10:23,723 --> 00:10:25,992
I NEED YOU
TO LOOK TOUGH.

227
00:10:26,092 --> 00:10:27,960
I'M NOT GOOD
AT LOOKING TOUGH.

228
00:10:28,060 --> 00:10:30,596
I'M A CLOWN
BY NATURE.

229
00:10:30,696 --> 00:10:32,298
YOU WANT YOUR ROOM
BACK OR NOT?

230
00:10:32,398 --> 00:10:35,201
IS THIS TOUGH
ENOUGH?

231
00:10:38,437 --> 00:10:39,839
TRY CRAZY.

232
00:10:41,273 --> 00:10:44,076
[BREATHING HEAVILY]

233
00:10:44,176 --> 00:10:47,079
OK, THAT'S LIKE
GAY CRAZY,
BUT I LIKE IT.

234
00:10:47,179 --> 00:10:49,515
IT GOES WITH THE SHIRT.

235
00:10:49,615 --> 00:10:51,717
HOW FAR OUT
IS THIS PLACE?

236
00:10:51,817 --> 00:10:53,552
WHAT, DO THESE PEOPLE
LIVE IN A CLAY HUT?

237
00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:54,820
HA HA!

238
00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:59,358
HERE WE GO.
THERE IT IS.

239
00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:02,261
WOW.

240
00:11:02,361 --> 00:11:06,232
THAT IS ONE
BIG-ASS HUT.

241
00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:09,168
MAY I HELP YOU?

242
00:11:09,268 --> 00:11:15,007
YES. WE'RE HERE
TO SEE DOUG SOMETHING.

243
00:11:15,107 --> 00:11:16,709
VON STEUSEN.

244
00:11:16,809 --> 00:11:19,445
YOU MUST BE FLOCKO.
HE'S EXPECTING YOU.

245
00:11:19,545 --> 00:11:23,082
THE MESSAGE IS
"LEAVE THE ZIPLOCK
OF OREGANO

246
00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:25,451
IN THE MAILBOX."

247
00:11:25,551 --> 00:11:29,221
NO, NO, NO. UM,
WE'RE JUST HERE
TO TALK TO HIM.

248
00:11:29,321 --> 00:11:31,223
TELL HIM IT'S
MR. STARK.

249
00:11:31,323 --> 00:11:33,092
PLEASE.

250
00:11:35,428 --> 00:11:37,229
IT SHOULD JUST
BE A MOMENT.

251
00:11:37,329 --> 00:11:39,598
HE'S IN
THE MAIN HOUSE.

252
00:11:41,567 --> 00:11:45,838
WOW. WHAT THE HELL
IS GOING ON HERE, HUH?

253
00:11:45,938 --> 00:11:47,206
THIS ISN'T EVEN
THE MAIN HOUSE.

254
00:11:47,306 --> 00:11:50,810
I'M GONNA SEE IF
THEY GOT A GIFT SHOP.

255
00:11:52,445 --> 00:11:54,780
BEVERAGE, SIR?

256
00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:55,915
THANK YOU.

257
00:11:56,015 --> 00:11:59,685
ACTUALLY, I AM
A LITTLE PARCHED.

258
00:11:59,785 --> 00:12:00,986
OH, HEY, MR. STARK.

259
00:12:01,087 --> 00:12:04,457
UM, I ASSUME THIS IS
ABOUT THE LOVE NOTE

260
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:05,891
I LEFT IN YOUR SHRUBBERY.

261
00:12:05,991 --> 00:12:07,226
YEAH, WHATEVER.

262
00:12:07,326 --> 00:12:08,728
YOU--YOU LIVE HERE?

263
00:12:08,828 --> 00:12:10,663
WELL, I GREW UP HERE.

264
00:12:10,763 --> 00:12:12,732
MY GREAT-
GREAT-GRANDFATHER

265
00:12:12,832 --> 00:12:17,837
WAS THE FIRST GUY
TO DISCOVER OIL
IN THIS HEMISPHERE.

266
00:12:19,438 --> 00:12:20,706
REALLY?
YEAH.

267
00:12:20,806 --> 00:12:21,974
FIRST GUY.

268
00:12:22,074 --> 00:12:24,076
IT'S GOOD TO GET IN
ON THE GROUND FLOOR

269
00:12:24,176 --> 00:12:27,179
OF OIL.

270
00:12:28,180 --> 00:12:29,582
LISTEN, UM, YOU KNOW,

271
00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:30,916
I WAS DOING
SOME THINKING,

272
00:12:31,016 --> 00:12:32,418
AND I THINK
YOU AND ALLISON--

273
00:12:32,518 --> 00:12:36,789
YOU--YOU LOVEBIRDS
GOT TO PATCH THINGS UP.

274
00:12:36,889 --> 00:12:40,893
REALLY? I ALWAYS
GOT THE VIBE THAT
YOU DIDN'T LIKE ME.

275
00:12:40,993 --> 00:12:43,963
WHEN DID YOU GET
THAT VIBE?

276
00:12:44,063 --> 00:12:46,899
UH, WHEN YOU WERE
CHASING ME AROUND
YOUR YARD

277
00:12:46,999 --> 00:12:48,934
TRYING TO KILL ME?

278
00:12:49,034 --> 00:12:52,505
OK, LOOK, I'M GONNA
LEVEL WITH YOU.

279
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:54,206
I'M 1/8 CHEROKEE,

280
00:12:54,306 --> 00:12:59,845
AND THE CHASE WAS
ACTUALLY PART OF
A RITUALISTIC DANCE

281
00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:06,519
THAT WE DO TO
WELCOME NEW MEMBERS
TO THE TRIBE.

282
00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:10,890
WELCOME.

283
00:13:10,990 --> 00:13:13,259
THAT'S FAR OUT.

284
00:13:13,359 --> 00:13:16,462
BONJOUR, DOUGLAS.

285
00:13:16,562 --> 00:13:18,864
THAT'S MY FOURTH MOM.

286
00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:22,868
SHE'S MY THIRD MOM'S
SISTER.

287
00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:25,171
LOOK WHAT I FOUND
IN THE BACKYARD!

288
00:13:25,271 --> 00:13:28,941
GIDDY-UP! NEXT STOP--
PARADISE!

289
00:13:31,777 --> 00:13:32,578
HEY.

290
00:13:32,678 --> 00:13:33,946
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN
ALL DAY?

291
00:13:34,046 --> 00:13:35,481
YOU KNOW, HONEY,
I'VE BEEN THINKING

292
00:13:35,581 --> 00:13:37,750
ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE
BEEN SAYING ABOUT
DOUG AND ALLISON,

293
00:13:37,850 --> 00:13:39,451
AND YOU ARE
ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

294
00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:40,820
THE HARDER I
COME DOWN ON HER,

295
00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:42,154
THE MORE SHE'S JUST
GONNA WANT HIM BACK.

296
00:13:42,254 --> 00:13:43,422
SO YOU KNOW WHAT I DID?

297
00:13:43,522 --> 00:13:45,291
I WENT OUT TO HIS PLACE,
APOLOGIZED,

298
00:13:45,391 --> 00:13:49,962
AND INVITED HIM OVER
FOR AN ORGANIC FEAST.

299
00:13:50,062 --> 00:13:51,964
WHAT? I DIDN'T SAY
GO OVER THERE.

300
00:13:52,064 --> 00:13:53,799
I SAID STAY OUT OF IT.

301
00:13:53,899 --> 00:13:55,401
HONEY, I'M TRYING TO
BE NICE TO THE GUY.

302
00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:56,635
THAT'S WHAT YOU
TOLD ME TO DO.

303
00:13:56,735 --> 00:13:58,771
PICK A FEELING, LADY.

304
00:13:58,871 --> 00:14:02,908
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU INVITED HIM OVER
FOR DINNER.

305
00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:05,377
WHY ARE YOU ACTING
SO WEIRD?

306
00:14:05,477 --> 00:14:08,581
WE'RE RICH!

307
00:14:09,648 --> 00:14:10,850
WHAT?

308
00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:12,484
WE ARE SET
FOR LIFE.

309
00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:13,752
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?

310
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,222
ALL RIGHT, LISTEN.
HONEY, LISTEN TO ME.

311
00:14:16,322 --> 00:14:19,024
DOUG--LITTLE, PALE,
JOBLESS DOUG--IS RICH.

312
00:14:19,124 --> 00:14:21,927
NOW, I'M NOT TALKING
THE JOHNSONS'
ABOVE-GROUND POOL RICH.

313
00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:26,131
I'M TALKING A MANSION,
LAMBORGHINI, PONY
IN THE LIVING ROOM,

314
00:14:26,232 --> 00:14:28,500
MARRY OUR DAUGHTER
RICH.

315
00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:30,002
HEY, HE'S NOT KIDDING.
I WAS THERE.

316
00:14:30,102 --> 00:14:34,640
THEY'RE SO LOADED,
THEIR SERVANTS ARE WHITE!

317
00:14:37,977 --> 00:14:39,979
OK, SO NOW ALL OF
A SUDDEN YOU WANT
ALLISON

318
00:14:40,079 --> 00:14:42,948
TO MARRY DOUG
JUST BECAUSE HE'S
GOT SOME MONEY?

319
00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:45,517
NOT SOME MONEY,
ALL THE MONEY.

320
00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:47,186
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND,
HONEY?

321
00:14:47,286 --> 00:14:49,555
HE IS OUR TICKET
OUT OF THIS MESS.

322
00:14:49,655 --> 00:14:50,756
WHAT MESS?

323
00:14:50,856 --> 00:14:53,325
THIS MESS. THE MESS
WE MADE OF OUR LIVES.

324
00:14:53,425 --> 00:14:58,030
LOOK AROUND.
WE LIVE LIKE ANIMALS.

325
00:14:58,130 --> 00:14:59,265
YOU REALLY DO.

326
00:14:59,365 --> 00:15:02,067
IN THAT HOUSE, I WOULD
HAVE MY OWN ROOM.

327
00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:04,870
UH-HUH. SO LET'S
JUST SAY THAT
THEY DO GET MARRIED.

328
00:15:04,970 --> 00:15:06,071
HOW IS THAT
GONNA HELP US?

329
00:15:06,171 --> 00:15:07,439
WE WOULD BE
THEIR IN-LAWS.

330
00:15:07,539 --> 00:15:08,908
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
THEY WOULD GIVE US STUFF.

331
00:15:09,008 --> 00:15:11,977
THEIR OLD WATCHES,
RUGS, GOLD COINS,

332
00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:13,445
AND WHEN THEY GO
ON VACATION,

333
00:15:13,545 --> 00:15:14,980
WE WOULD BE ABLE
TO TAG ALONG.

334
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,448
YOU KNOW HOW YOU
ALWAYS WANTED TO GO
TO GREECE?

335
00:15:16,548 --> 00:15:19,952
GOD KNOWS I'M NOT
GONNA GET YOU THERE.

336
00:15:20,052 --> 00:15:22,988
THAT'S FOR DAMN SURE.

337
00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:25,858
EDDIE, THEY'RE NOT
GONNA TAKE US
ON VACATIONS.

338
00:15:25,958 --> 00:15:29,461
THEY'LL HAVE TO.
WE'RE BLOOD.

339
00:15:29,561 --> 00:15:34,867
WE'RE THE NEWEST
BRANCHES ON THE
VON STEUSEN FAMILY TREE.

340
00:15:34,967 --> 00:15:36,969
AND NOT ONLY THAT--
NOT ONLY THAT, HERE.

341
00:15:37,069 --> 00:15:38,270
YOU WANT TO SEE
SOMETHING?
LOOK AT THAT, HUH?

342
00:15:38,370 --> 00:15:40,806
LOOK AT THAT.
OH, MY GOD.

343
00:15:40,906 --> 00:15:42,508
THAT'S RIGHT.
AND THAT'S NOT EVEN
THE MAIN HOUSE.

344
00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:44,977
THIS IS THE
MAIN HOUSE.

345
00:15:45,077 --> 00:15:46,445
OH, MY GOD.

346
00:15:46,545 --> 00:15:47,680
YEAH. YOU SEE?
NOW YOU UNDERSTAND

347
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:50,316
WHAT I'M TALKING
ABOUT, RIGHT?

348
00:15:50,416 --> 00:15:53,485
WE DO KIND OF LIVE
LIKE ANIMALS.

349
00:15:53,585 --> 00:15:55,054
AND, JOY, YOU
HAVE TO ADMIT,

350
00:15:55,154 --> 00:15:57,022
WHAT I'M TALKING
ABOUT DOING IS
NOT THAT BAD.

351
00:15:57,122 --> 00:15:58,624
RIGHT. I--I--I--
THAT'S TRUE.

352
00:15:58,724 --> 00:16:01,560
I MEAN, ALLISON
AND DOUG REALLY DO
LOVE EACH OTHER.

353
00:16:01,660 --> 00:16:02,728
EXACTLY.

354
00:16:02,828 --> 00:16:04,096
AND IT'S NOT
ABOUT US.

355
00:16:04,196 --> 00:16:05,898
I MEAN, EVEN IF THEY
DON'T GIVE US A DIME,

356
00:16:05,998 --> 00:16:08,968
WE KNOW THAT OUR
DAUGHTER IS HAPPY
AND WELL TAKEN CARE OF.

357
00:16:09,068 --> 00:16:10,769
AND THAT'S WHAT
REALLY MATTERS.

358
00:16:10,869 --> 00:16:12,304
RIGHT.

359
00:16:12,404 --> 00:16:13,772
BUT I THINK THEY'RE
GONNA GIVE US
SOME MONEY.

360
00:16:13,872 --> 00:16:15,040
[DOORBELL RINGS]

361
00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:16,141
OH, HE'S HERE!

362
00:16:16,241 --> 00:16:17,576
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

363
00:16:17,676 --> 00:16:19,044
WE CAN'T ALL OF
A SUDDEN LIKE
THE GUY.

364
00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:20,679
I MEAN, ALLISON
IS GONNA GET
SUSPICIOUS.

365
00:16:20,779 --> 00:16:22,281
RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT,
RIGHT, RIGHT.

366
00:16:22,381 --> 00:16:24,049
OK, HERE'S WHAT
WE HAVE TO DO.

367
00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:25,985
WE HAVE TO PRETEND
THAT WE ARE TOTALLY
OPPOSED TO THIS,

368
00:16:26,085 --> 00:16:27,319
AND THEN SHE'S GONNA
WANT HIM MORE.

369
00:16:27,419 --> 00:16:28,420
OK, BUT IT'S
GONNA BE HARD

370
00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:30,122
BECAUSE I LOVE HIM
SO MUCH.

371
00:16:33,692 --> 00:16:34,960
THERE HE IS.

372
00:16:35,060 --> 00:16:36,962
DOUG, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE?

373
00:16:37,062 --> 00:16:39,098
UH, YOUR FATHER
INVITED ME OVER.

374
00:16:39,198 --> 00:16:40,199
WHY?

375
00:16:40,299 --> 00:16:43,635
HONEY, THAT IS
AN EXCELLENT QUESTION.

376
00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:45,304
TELL HER, JOY.

377
00:16:45,404 --> 00:16:49,742
UM, EVEN THOUGH
YOUR FATHER AND I

378
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:51,610
ARE OPPOSED TO THIS...

379
00:16:51,710 --> 00:16:53,178
WILDLY OPPOSED...

380
00:16:53,278 --> 00:16:56,949
AND WE DON'T BELIEVE
THAT THE TWO OF YOU
SHOULD BE TOGETHER...

381
00:16:57,049 --> 00:16:58,083
WE FORBID IT.

382
00:16:58,183 --> 00:16:59,351
OK.

383
00:16:59,451 --> 00:17:01,720
UH, WE--WE BELIEVE

384
00:17:01,820 --> 00:17:04,923
THAT DOUG SHOULD HAVE
ONE LAST CHANCE

385
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:07,426
TO STATE HIS CASE
AND THEN SAY GOOD-BYE
FOREVER.

386
00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:09,928
YES, BUT THEN AGAIN,
WE CAN'T CONTROL

387
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,064
WHATEVER DECISION
YOU KIDS MAKE

388
00:17:12,164 --> 00:17:15,334
IN THE PRIVACY OF
YOUR OWN BEACH HOUSE.

389
00:17:16,735 --> 00:17:21,473
ALLISON, I ADORE YOU,
AND I LOVE YOU.

390
00:17:21,573 --> 00:17:25,344
COME ON. YOU CAN'T
LOVE HER FROM HERE.
GO OVER THERE.

391
00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:29,481
THE ONLY REASON
I KISSED SAMANTHA

392
00:17:29,581 --> 00:17:32,451
WAS BECAUSE EVERYONE
ELSE BUT US HAD KISSED.

393
00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:36,622
SHE AND I WERE
THE ONLY KISS COMBO
THAT WAS LEFT, YOU KNOW?

394
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:38,624
IT DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING.

395
00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:39,758
SOUNDS LIKE
PRETTY STANDARD

396
00:17:39,858 --> 00:17:42,561
MENAGE-A-TROIS
ETIQUETTE TO ME.

397
00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:47,332
I'M SORRY, ALLISON.

398
00:17:47,433 --> 00:17:50,536
SO YOU REALLY DON'T
CARE ABOUT HER?

399
00:17:50,636 --> 00:17:54,373
WELL, I CARE ABOUT
ALL OF GOD'S CREATURES.

400
00:17:54,473 --> 00:17:58,811
BUT YOU'RE THE ONLY
ONE I WANT TO BE WITH.

401
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:02,748
YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE
I WANT TO BE WITH.

402
00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:07,419
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MOMENT.

403
00:18:07,519 --> 00:18:10,489
GOD, I MISSED YOUR TASTE.

404
00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:17,229
HOORAY. OK, EVERYBODY,
COME, PLEASE, SIT. FAMILY!

405
00:18:17,329 --> 00:18:18,864
WAIT A MINUTE.

406
00:18:18,964 --> 00:18:21,533
NOW YOU WANT US
TO BE TOGETHER?

407
00:18:21,633 --> 00:18:23,435
WHAT'S GOING ON?

408
00:18:23,535 --> 00:18:26,138
I BELIEVE YOUR FATHER,
DEEP DOWN,

409
00:18:26,238 --> 00:18:28,073
KNOWS THAT YOU AND I
ARE MEANT TO BE.

410
00:18:28,173 --> 00:18:32,044
THAT'S TRUE.
IF LOVING THIS FUZZY,
GRANOLA-EATING BASTARD

411
00:18:32,144 --> 00:18:35,214
IS A CRIME,
THEN LOCK ME UP.

412
00:18:35,314 --> 00:18:37,182
LOCK US BOTH UP.

413
00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:40,586
I MEAN, WHEN HE CAME BY
MY HOUSE THIS MORNING--

414
00:18:40,686 --> 00:18:42,821
WAIT A MINUTE!

415
00:18:42,921 --> 00:18:45,524
YOU SAW HIS HOUSE?

416
00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:48,827
OK, I GET IT.

417
00:18:48,927 --> 00:18:51,730
YOU FOUND OUT THAT
DOUG COMES FROM MONEY,

418
00:18:51,830 --> 00:18:53,465
AND NOW YOU WANT US
TO BE TOGETHER.

419
00:18:53,565 --> 00:18:57,035
THAT'S JUST GREAT, DAD.
THAT IS SOLID PARENTING.

420
00:18:57,136 --> 00:19:00,105
WOW. SEE, THAT
IS HURTFUL,

421
00:19:00,205 --> 00:19:02,141
AND I--

422
00:19:02,241 --> 00:19:05,144
I DON'T EVEN KNOW--
JOY.

423
00:19:07,746 --> 00:19:12,651
HONEY, YOUR FATHER
AND I DON'T CARE
ABOUT MONEY.

424
00:19:12,751 --> 00:19:14,620
I MEAN, ALL WE
WISH FOR YOU

425
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:20,492
IS WHAT WE HAVE--
A HOUSE FILLED
WITH LOVE

426
00:19:20,592 --> 00:19:23,095
AND VERY LITTLE
ELSE.

427
00:19:23,195 --> 00:19:25,497
AMEN TO THAT.

428
00:19:25,597 --> 00:19:30,068
WOW. SIR, I'M SO GLAD
TO HEAR YOU SAY THAT.

429
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:33,138
HONESTLY, I WISH
YOU WERE MY FATHER.

430
00:19:33,238 --> 00:19:35,874
WELL, THAT COULD
HAPPEN, YOU KNOW?

431
00:19:35,974 --> 00:19:41,346
IN SOME COUNTRIES,
ONLY YOU AND I WOULD
HAVE TO AGREE ON THIS.

432
00:19:41,446 --> 00:19:42,981
I MEAN, I'VE ALWAYS
RESPECTED--

433
00:19:43,081 --> 00:19:48,020
GIVE HIM SOME
ROOM, DARLING.
COME ON OVER.

434
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,488
I'VE ALWAYS
RESPECTED YOU,

435
00:19:49,588 --> 00:19:52,824
BUT NOW I KNOW THAT
WE'RE KINDRED SPIRITS.

436
00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:56,228
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
COME HERE.

437
00:19:56,328 --> 00:19:58,297
YEAH. YEAH.

438
00:19:58,397 --> 00:20:00,599
I JUST--I JUST
WANT YOU TO KNOW

439
00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:06,038
THAT I WILL NEVER
TOUCH A PENNY OF
MY FAMILY'S MONEY.

440
00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:14,279
WHAT'S THAT NOW?

441
00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:17,816
SIR, YOU'RE HURTING--
HURTING ME.

442
00:20:17,916 --> 00:20:22,754
NOT NEARLY AS MUCH
AS YOU'RE HURTING ME.

443
00:20:22,854 --> 00:20:25,257
OW, OW, OW.
EDDIE.

444
00:20:25,357 --> 00:20:27,659
ALL MY FAMILY'S MONEY
IS FROM OIL,

445
00:20:27,759 --> 00:20:30,195
AND IN MY OPINION,
THAT'S BLOOD MONEY.

446
00:20:30,295 --> 00:20:31,363
YOU KNOW, DAD.
HE'S RIGHT--

447
00:20:31,463 --> 00:20:32,531
STAY OUT OF
THIS, SWEETHEART.

448
00:20:32,631 --> 00:20:34,600
YES. YES, YOU STAY
OUT OF IT.

449
00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:39,571
THIS IS BETWEEN
THE VON STEUSENS
AND THE STARK VON STEUSENS.

450
00:20:39,671 --> 00:20:42,140
NO, YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU GUYS ARE BOTH
UNBELIEVABLE, ALL RIGHT?

451
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,042
DOUG, LET'S GO.
WE'RE LEAVING.

452
00:20:44,142 --> 00:20:46,478
WA--

453
00:20:54,353 --> 00:20:56,989
HOT DAMN. I GOT
MY ROOM BACK.

454
00:21:04,630 --> 00:21:06,031
{\an8}WHO ARE YOU?

455
00:21:06,131 --> 00:21:09,201
{\an8}I'M SAMANTHA,
ALLISON'S FRIEND
FROM COLLEGE.

456
00:21:09,301 --> 00:21:11,370
{\an8}OH.

457
00:21:11,470 --> 00:21:15,741
{\an8}OH. WE'RE ALLISON'S
PARENTS.

458
00:21:15,841 --> 00:21:17,709
{\an8}OH, IT'S SO NICE
TO MEET YOU.

459
00:21:17,809 --> 00:21:19,945
{\an8}YOU HAVE AN
INCREDIBLE DAUGHTER.

460
00:21:20,045 --> 00:21:23,215
{\an8}I JUST LOVE HER.

461
00:21:24,483 --> 00:21:26,285
{\an8}DO YOU COME FROM MONEY?

462
00:21:30,389 --> 00:21:32,858
{\an8}[CHEERING]